Miscellaneous Triumvirate

First:
Let me remind you that the Black Vatican Theme Song Contest is still going on. You can review all of the entries and make your own by clicking here. There are so many great songs on the list - I am quite partial to "Born Secular" and "Straight to Hell" - but I'm sure there are many more out there. Feel free to influence the judges in any way you wish. In past Black Vatican contests, rational arguments, threats, promises of baked goods, undying love, and undisclosed but almost certainly unnatural sex acts have met with varying degrees of success...

Second:
Sorry if you already saw this, but I think it bears review...

A young woman successfully exchanged sexual favors for 5000 gold in World of Warcraft so she could buy her character an epic flying mount. The whole pitiful story can be found here.

A brief excerpt: "I play a lvl 70 night elf druid and would prefer someone who was into roleplaying (I have a costume!) but honestly, anyone will do as long as you have the gold. I would also be ok with a woman too, as long as you have the gold! Also not adverse to the idea of groups\anal."

Personally, if I was going to do anal, the gold would have to be real.

After the transaction: "...talk all the trash you want, I got MY Epic flying mount AND I got laid which is more than most of you failures can hope for."

I'm sure there is a women's studies paper in this somewhere...

Third:
Modig_Bjorn said;
"K, just hear me out...HSBP action figure (with excommunicating action) with stealth-cycle. I'd buy one."

The boys down in R&D are working on it now, Modig. If there are specific features that any of you would like to see on any Black Vatican action figure, please post them here. I suggest that the Alter Boi figure should have "push-button orientation switching action"...

9 comments:

Drew said...

Nerdy should come with the ability to deploy the panda force (Navy, Air force, Army) and the optional rope accessories. Oh and pen behind the ear. HSBP might come with the boomerang of death.

Mayren said...

I would totally buy one of these action figures but if you leave out the obligitory Kung-fu grip then you have to give a discount.

I can see this becoming bigger than even ...dare i say ..
Strongbad??

sorry that's another kind of blasphemy

Modig_Bjorn said...

K, now we need to come up with a villain concept so that the HSBP action figure has someone to fight.

Do they have a Benedict action figure yet?

His Sinfulness said...

Well, it's hard to find someone more evil than His Sinfulness...

MightyMightyMax said...

yeah, but the "villain" for the pontifex niger has to be someone most people would deem good. So, Benedict would work.

The alter boi figure should come with the napkin of contrition and the spastic kung-fu grip

Raksha said...

"After the transaction: "...talk all the trash you want, I got MY Epic flying mount AND I got laid which is more than most of you failures can hope for."

I'm sure there is a women's studies paper in this somewhere..."

Not in my department, there's not. Just mocking. Lots and lots of mocking.


And you might want to reconsider producing an action figure, if you remember from the Mulder, The Hands of Fate incident, I tend to do weird, complicated things to my action figures. I'd hate for the Black Pope figure to end up as The Mulder's white gauze enshrouded demonic concubine.

His Sinfulness said...

Ooh... Black Vatican/X-Files/MST3K cross-over slash is hawt.

Flynn said...

I had a very large post, it was brilliant too... but then I got distracted by Strongbad. And besides - I'm the one that wants the doll.

I guess that's no worse than the girl who sold her virginity on eBay...

what the hell is wrong with people anyway...
http://www.bizarrebids.com/category/human/

Mayren said...

Sure Flynn - blame the brilliant post delay on Strongbad... next thing you know the Pontifex Niger will have you strapped to a catapult and there goes our chances of seeing the enxt comic strip too.

*tickles*

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