I know that many of you came to the Ministry on Monday to see another of Flynn's beautiful renderings of my blasphemous comedic vision. But there was no comic.
So you came back on Tuesday. No comic.
I'm sorry to report - it's because Flynn's vaginosis flared up again. He's been slathering various creams on it since Sunday. He should be able to draw again by this weekend...
No Comic?
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(Damn blogger... anyway)
*cough*
Thank you for your concern, my condition is much improved, even the fish-like odor has now passed...
Oh, and I peed on your toothbrush.
EWWW!!! NOT OK!! Fired all of you!
Hopefully Flynn has a new supply of Clindamycin handy for his "condition".
You know, it's moments like these that make me think: we should really do a comic.
And thus, we have.
Beautiful work, guys.
There isn't enough mycins tetracyclins, beta lactams, or fluero quinolones in the world to get rid of flynn's vagina problems.
Throughout the course of human history wars have been raised because of three things: 1. Religion; 2. Economics; and 3. Vaginas. ;)
The interesting point here is that no one has asked the following disturbing question:
"How exactly does he hold the pencil that vaginosis would preclude drawing?"
Well Rev, the answer is simple. Sometimes, "don't ask, don't tell" IS a good policy. As for vaginas...I have it on good authority that girls have cooties. Through extensive scientific research (no, really!) I have determined that the vgina is, in fact, the SOURCE of cooties. They should be avoided at all costs, unless you possess one of your own. After all, two negatives make a positive, and you should fight fire with fire.
"How exactly does he hold the pencil that vaginosis would preclude drawing?"
Simple.
Flynn's actually a tenticle monster and he uses said tenticles (originating from his vagina) to draw while his actual hands are busy doing other things.
[little girl voice] Flynn's (vagina is) dirty! [/lgv]
Seriously, you people are disturbed. I'm just saying.
This from the girl who posted the...the...that pr0n...with the....PTSD flashbacks. DO NOT OPEN THE PICTURE LINKS. Tears...taste...sunshine...
*we're sorry, but BGJ had to go hide in his happy place after remembering just the /description/ of the dirty links Raksha posted* And WE'RE disturbed? ;)
I thought surely here inside the Ministry that everyone was just accepted as-is.... That is why noone asks the obvious question of
"How exactly does he hold the pencil that vaginosis would preclude drawing?"
Besides, we already know that he's a "manual" operator and of course "manually operating" things automatically preclude and even detract from his drawing abilities. It would suck if while in "manual" mode he put the pencil where the sun don't shine right?
That's just wasting a good pencil.
*sorry this is why we don't ask the question*
Mayren,
Thanks for clarifying that! You are an asset to the Flock, and we are proud to have you here. Now start tithing...
:)
I want to come to your house and watch you draw, wng. I'll bring a webcam. We could make a lot of money.
I offer unto the flock the money that Raksha will be making from the video clips of wng. There is my tithe *smile*
I guess I've been falling behind here on the Ministry's website. I didn't know that there were so many people that read. O I guess I did, but it's nice to see them all.
Hi.
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