Sacred Text #1

HSBP: I had a dream...
Nerdygirl The Unbeliever: Yeah? Tell me about your dream.
HSBP: Well, I was in a boat, and the boat was floating on some slimy black stuff that was definitely not water...
Nerdygirl The Unbeliever: Ew.
HSBP: And occassionally a dark green tentacle would rise out of the slimy black stuff that was definitely not water...

Nerdygirl The Unbeliever: You've been reading Lovecraft again?
HSBP: No - the tentacle was wrapped around a spoon, and it fed me what was on the spoon, and it tasted like Cream O'Wheat, and I ate a lot of it.
Nerdygirl The Unbeliever: You have taste in your dreams? That's freaking awesome.
HSBP: Yeah - it had raisins in it, too.
Nerdygirl The Unbeliever: Okay, so some sea-like creature is taking care of you by feeding you rice pudding. Right?
HSBP: NO - Cream O'Wheat. Anyway, this went on for a bit, and then I was full so I tried to duck the spoon, and other tentacles came out and held me in place, and it force fed me more Cream O'Wheat.  Then I woke up.
Nerdygirl The Unbeliever: So it's not just taking care of you, but forcefully taking care of you?
HSBP: Actually, I thought it was fattening me up for some tentacle-monster BBQ... he and the other giant sea critters get together at someone's lagoon, ice some brews, put the game on the big-screen, toss a reverend on the grill - very festive.

8 comments:

Raksha said...

Hee! Awesome!

You know, this was probably the wrong time for you to post this. I've just gotten done with an independent study that was wall to wall psychoanalysis, and I'm gearing up for another quarter that will be psycho-heavy as well.

Mayren said...

I think the Black Vatican needs a theme song!

His Sinfulness said...

A theme song? Hmmm... I smell a contest!

Nerdygirl said...

I keep telling you, no Taco Bell before bed, but do you listen? No.

WNG said...

It gets worse than Cream O' Wheat- i've been dreaming about Jello for three nights in a row!

becca said...

mmmm. . .I love creamowheat. It is the only hot cereal that I can tolerate (oatmeal freaks me out). I am no longer a lurker. I am a commenter. I hope you're happy.

His Sinfulness said...

I am not exactly "happy" per se, but I am moving in that direction... ;)

Mayren said...

*low chanting* theme song... theme song... theme song...

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