Volleyball Report


The Naughty Smurfs kept their play-off hopes alive last night, splitting a double-header at the rec center!

Ok - to be fair, the Benchwarmers kind of killed us and the other team didn't even show up, so we won by forfeiture. However, we are still in the tournament and playing again tonight at 7:00.

No prayers this time; I'm asking all of the Flock to put their voodoo to work instead. Burn candles, throw salt, sprinkle chicken blood, stick pins in your Beach Volleyball Barbie - whatever it takes to keep the other team from showing up...

In other news - a new Black Vatican comic will be up tomorrow at 7:30AM, Black Vatican Soul Savings Time. It features a glimpse into the inner life of Nerdygirl the Unbeliever...

13 comments:

WNG said...

How does BVSST translate to EST? I'd like to synchronize my watch.

His Sinfulness said...

I think you are two hours and 20 Hail Marys ahead of us...

Mark Travis said...

yay! A new dynamic of the BV. I love saving souls and time, it's a perfect union.

If by "saving" you mean damning, and if by "union" you mean destruction.

HA HA HA!!!

becca said...

Plan of attack for tonight:

1)Take the other team out for sushi before the game-

2)Bribe the waiter to give them bad fish-

3)Get them drunk on saki-

4)They will be so sick that they will have to forfeit!

Squid said...

Becca that is a wonderful idea! well except we have have no Sushi here because we are that lame.

Hopefully I will be there tonight, the shift is up and waiting to be taken, so we can go take names and kick some ass! Or at least just kick ass...or have fun..or...right, I'm gonna go over here now, and practice my "no worries" Jazz hands for tonight....

Big Gay Jim said...

We could always buy the pre-fab stuff from a grocery store and leave it sitting out of the fridge for a while. Mwahahahahahaha.

mist1 said...

I've never played volleyball because I thought it was for people in nudist colonies.

His Sinfulness said...

It is indeed fortunate that we don't play in the nude... NOBODY wants to see that.

Big Gay Jim said...

Well, the other team last night could have played au natural. I don't think most of us would have complained, as they were rather easy on the eyes. Mmm...gives me a happy memory from my days as a college student. You know...um...a year or two ago. I had a dorm room that looked down from the 4th floor into the back yard of the Pike house on campus. On sunny days, they'd play volleyball wearing very little. Ah, those were the days.

Mayren said...

Reading Jim's comments reminds me of the old "Diet Coke Break" commercials with the wanton hussy office gals ooogling the brawny construction workers.... *le sigh*

His Sinfulness said...

For those keeping track, the Naughty Smurfs ended their season tonight. We were defeated soundly by the Bonesetters. I now have my evenings free again... until the next season starts.

Mayren said...

awww Bonesetters sound all rough. You didn't get hurt did ya?

His Sinfulness said...

No injuries - and next season, we will crush them, I am certain...

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