What's in a Name?

Blog titles lifted from the recently updated list...

pubic hair is funny
Car Alarms Are Really Sensitive
my mom got knocked up by a slot machine
she had too many syllables
Rants in my Pants
we drink up the anger like wine laced with sugar.
The Plague Spreads Like Peanut Butter

I haven't read any of these - just laughing at the amazing creativity of the blogiverse.