Technology Gone Awry

Are you too busy to chant, meditate, and pray? What if you could cleanse your karma while checking your Email?

The Disk Drive Mantra could be the answer to your problem! Just right-click and save, then relax in the knowledge that your mantra is being repeated an average of 5400 times per minute as your hard drive spins!

If you'd like a more visual reminder of your practice, then the deluxe Digital Prayer Wheel is for you. Add a few to your webpages and let them spin your negative karma away while you sleep!

The most hilarious part of this all is the final line of one of the pages;
"P.S. It wouldn't hurt to think of the mantra from time to time while it's spinning around on your disk drive."
Yeah, that would be good.