Ladie's Night Out...

Two Irish women had gone for a Girl's night out, but had been decidedly over-enthusiastic with the Guinness. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a head stone or something. They had nothing to wipe with; one thought she'd take off her panties and use them, then throw them away. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon fron a wreath that was on one of the graves and proceeded to use that. They then made off for home. The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and said "That darned girls nights out has got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties. "That's nothing" said the other "mine came back with a card stuck between the cheeks that said "From all of us at the fire Station. We'll never forget you".


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