Celtic Humor

A man from Ireland, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a Englishman in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?" The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do." "I got one too... see?" the Irishman says. "Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice." "You got a fax machine?" asks the Irishman. "Why, actually, yes, I do." "I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the Irishman. The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says, "So, do you have a double bed in back there?" The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?" "Yep, got my double bed right in back here," the Irishman replies. The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off. Well, the Brit in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car. About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He picks up his car and drives all over Ireland looking for the Volkswagen beetle with the Armagh plates. Finally, he finds it parked alongside the road, so he pulls his Rolls up next to it. The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen. The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out. The Englishman with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?" "Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Irishman, "What's up?" "Check this out...I got a double bed installed in my Rolls." The Irishman exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?!"