Which is Scarier?

Don't think too deeply. Just give your gut reaction. The boys down in Marketing tell me that this is a crucial survey - the results of this will guide Black Vatican ad campaigns for the next year.

Which is scarier?

This...

or this?


Gas mask ninja with gun vs. ex-nazi inquisitor lich-in-the-making... tough call.

This...

or this?


How exactly a Hacidic martial art is related to a disembodied testicle in an egg cozy is a mystery to me, but they said it was important to determine our "target demographic."

This...

or this?


Both are clearly terrifying and likely to dry hump you, but at least the 40 pound rabbit won't try to slip roofies in your drink.

This...

or this?


Obviously the answer here is "both".

And finally,
This...

or this...


Dead rat or emo kid...ick. You could easily catch something from either.

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