Rome's Latest Attack

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When residents of Black Vatican City went to bed last night, it was chilly and raining, but few had thoughts of a winter storm. Thus, the six inches of heavy, wet snow that fell after midnight caught most by surprise.

At his morning press conference, the Dark Pontiff gave the following statement;
"What is this shit? It's JUNE, for fuck sake. This weak attempt to disrupt the activities of the Ministry was, no doubt, perpetrated by those posers in Rome."

Pope Benedict XVI could not be reached, but church officials in Rome offered no comment.

When asked about a possible retaliatory strike His Sinfulness gave no comment, but insiders say that there have been several closed-door sessions with representatives of the the GI Janes and the Inquisition.


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