The 7th Sign

A lot of odd things have been happening of late. Stuff that no one would have believed a year or two ago. I'm concerned that the apocalypse (shown at left) might be upon us. As your internet spiritual advisor, I suggest you consider the following:

A black man is currently a viable candidate for the presidency of this country, and a woman was his closest competitor for their party's nomination. Across the aisle, a Mormon was a viable candidate...

Also, did you know that Honda is selling a true zero-emission hydrogen fuel cell car this summer to the Southern California market?

Still not scared? Do you realized that the Play Station 3 actually has a desirable title now? (Metal Gear Solid 4)

Ok, how about something closer to home; I began to run, VOLUNTARILY - I was not being chased by a large carnivore, nor was I in pursuit of girls in bikinis. That in itself should be enough to have faithful Flockers reaching for their rosaries in fear, but it gets worse. I actually enjoyed it. The fabric of reality as we know it is fraying.

If all this doesn't concern you yet, try to get your mind around this...

I just got an email from my stats instructor. My grade on the final was an 80.25 out of 80 (there were extra credit questions). Combined with my final homework and lab grades, that means I got an A in the class.

I hate to be the harbinger of doom, but I think it's clear - the end is nigh. It's time to sell your property, donate the proceeds to the Black Vatican and make peace with your dear and fluffy lord. You heard it here first.

8 comments:

WNG said...

We should do all of this naked, of course...

Mayren said...

#1 - i love the quote from serenity about "your dear and fluffy lord". Big Kudos

#2 - i think you have cracked the code. oh yeah the end of days are here.. Next you'll be telling me that the North Pole might actually stay melted this year. oh ya. It might!

Mayren said...

oh and then you'll tell me that under the for now frozen artic ocean that there lies a Huge and vast resource of Oil that people are trying to get at.

fleur said...

"It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine..."

Regis said...

buh nuh nuh nah lah nah nuh nah LEONARD BERNSTEIN!

His Sinfulness said...

"Lenny Bruce is not afraid"

Spontaneous sing-a-longs are great.

WNG, nakedness is only required of the hotties. Trust me, no one wants see my big white ass naked...

Mayren; Browncoats for Life! :)

Teh Dr. said...

I LOVE THE IRONY OF GETTING OVER A HUNDRED PERCENT IN A CLASS THAT HAS AN AWFUL LOT TO DO WITH "OUT OF A HUNDRED"

becca said...

One more sign that the end is near- from my friend Wendy:

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=4077495&blogID=409183326&Mytoken=4A8E6ED9-9C40-4670-9B31A6DBCF8019A936327113


It's as hot as hades these days in Albania- kisses from Europe!

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