My New Gun

A while ago, one of the folks at Flock Hall suggested that we go play paintball. I immediately put the boys down in R&D to work on a gun with serious heathen-smiting power - a weapon worthy of the Black Pope. After exhaustive and costly testing, they delivered me this...


The Evangelizer (click to be impressed by its largeness)

Its four barrells fire, like, a million paintballs per second, or something. Of course, we load it with unHoly Water balls instead - they burn the heretic on contact. With this baby and my new paint-resistant cassock, I am ready to hit the field.

4 comments:

Big Gay Jim said...

I'm on the Rev's team! I called it first!

Mandy said...

I didn't realize that posting a strange video counted as an entertainment suggestion.

I bet you could hit me from FlockHall with that puppy.

Clayton said...

Benny said...

Whoa...

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