It's not like you need a reason, but...

Do you ever wish you could really make a difference in the world? Do you want to positively effect the energy field of our planet, and decrease global tensions? Do you wish there was something you could do to effect change, without having to leave the comfort of your own home?

You're probably thinking, "well of course I do, Your Sinfulness - but what can little ol' me do?"

You can take matters into your own hands (snicker) and join in the 2nd Annual Global Orgasm Day! Yes, Global O day was such a success in 2006 that it's come again (giggle), and this time they are getting more scientific. It is sychronized for the solstice, so 06:08 GMT on December 22nd is the time to shoot (hee hee) for. That works out to Friday the 21st, at 11:08pm for those in Black Vatican City - click here to check the exact time in your area. Since it is crucial that we are simultaneous (yeah, like that ever happens...) with this, I suggest that you plan it out a bit. Maybe take yourself out for dinner, light some candles, draw a bubble bath... but I digress.

Let's all pull together (snork) and make this world a better, albeit stickier, place!

Thanks to Maximus for bringing this important observance to my attention...

15 comments:

Unknown said...

Oh Pater, what are we going to do with you?
Wait! Don't answer that!

Linus said...

WNG,

Um... love me? :)

MightyMightyMax said...

I think it's safe to say that this is my favorite holiday (or at least in the top five).

Too bad it only comes once a year ;)

Flynn said...

I'll play my part... *snicker*

Unknown said...

Is it bad that I sent this throughout my office? After all, it is Christmas Party Day.
I already love you sweetie.

Linus said...

WNG,

Good job, sharing the love... literally!

Ditto, btw... :)

Mayren said...

This is truly fabulous!
I expected nothing less from my
faux-religious-leader of the independent thinkers!

Time to bone up on the ole' kamasutra for the planning phase methinks.

Modig said...

Is this a solo "O"? If so, I'm out. If not, I'm likely in, at least once. ;)

Linus said...

It is just an O - solo or otherwise. You have to do your part for global peace, Modig...

Linus said...

Mayren,

"bone up on the kamasutra"... hee hee! I just got that one...

Big Gay Jim said...

Fine, Modig. I'll help you out so you're not solo. ;) I'm sensing a dirty Dr. Seuss moment. "O, the place you'll go!"

Anonymous said...

T3h Doktor and I will be participating, naturally. But what to do afterward? I think it would be fitting to gather at Flock Hall and have cigarettes. Or at least indulge in some sort of post-orgasm vice, for those of us who refrain from cancer sticks. Also, Your Sinfulness, I cannot send you scary fundie emails without an address, can I? Mine is blackkiteekat@yahoo.com. Write me, that I may show you the depths of Alan Gourley's cesspool-of-crazy.

Linus said...

Bunny,

Email sent :)

Mayren said...

ok Flock... please make sure you practice your "O" faces so that they are not dreadful. We have style around here!

(somewhere)

Teh Dr. said...

Oh, now that I read this I get what you meant in your text message...she didn't mention this conversation.

Post a Comment