Navigational Aid

NEW COMIC! Click on the banner above...

In light of the discussion going on in the comments here, I offer the navigational aid at right. It's not perfect, but it could at least help get the positioning right...

I can just see the ladies of the Flock yelling, "No! No! Right hand BLUE!

16 comments:

WNG said...

Right hand blue indeed...what a training tool!

Flynn said...

for those that need it anyway ;)

Making up for the rest of our gender is more or less a second job for the Pope and I...

WNG said...

And so humble too...

His Sinfulness said...

Despite the arrogant sound of it, Flynn speaks the truth. We try to rehabilitate - our house is like a raptor refuge for women...

;)

Nerdygirl said...

We'd have to publish the Twister Cliff Notes for the Kama Sutra.

Flynn said...

Well, it's like I've said so many times before:
Some men are born with ability.
Some men do the reading, and sleep with the older women for experience.
And some men, like those of the Black Vatican, are both.

It's not ego my dear, it's careful attention to detail, practice, and willingness to learn. If more men would simply put some effort (or at least more than is required to gyrate your hips) into things, we wouldn't need to pick up the slack.

Mayren said...

Fiesty Flynn. *shades her blushing*

I think Flynn has the right idea.

I don't let women off the hook. We could learn how to tell the guys what we like and don't like in a way that won't belittle them as well...

Side note: I didn't know Flynn and Linus were into "Cougars"

Side note: It must take alot of charm and patience to do your full duty at the "Second Job" boys. It's funny that the comic reflects your audience of mostly women.
Jim counts as a man though, even if he's too cute to be one.

Teh Dr. said...

Um, guys....what if she's color blind?

I mean, I'd be more than willing to give any of those unfortunate souls private lessons, but I don't think your apparatus here would be much good to them.

His Sinfulness said...

Ah, cougars... those were the days. :)

As for the color issue - perhaps Flynn and I can design a grid that could be used to educate them. It would be more like Battleship than Twister. It might sound something like this...

"E4?"
"[sigh] Another miss... "

Modig_Bjorn said...

See, I can't even play this game. There are no circles on the walls. ;)

Flynn said...

On the walls eh?
You and the Princess playing Mary-Jane and Spiderman again?

Modig_Bjorn said...

Well now we at least know what to call it. ;)

His Sinfulness said...

Thanks, Modig. Thanks a lot.

The last thing I need to envision is your pasty ass hanging from the ceiling...

Now I'm gonna' have nightmares.

:/

Modig_Bjorn said...

Nightmares? We are talking about the same ass that you have pinched, cupped, and smacked, right? ;)

His Sinfulness said...

That's just nostalgia. Your ass reminds me of my ex-wife...

Big Gay Jim said...

I, for one, have no problems visualizing Modig's ass and walls... Tara and I were commenting on it just the other day.

Post a Comment