Dodgeball Update


I went to the game with a positive attitude. I didn't even look at the DC, much less speak to her. Unfortunately, my teammates all caught my bad attitude from last week...

Flynn, Vanilla Fresh, and even Squid were all pretty vocal about her shittiness - enough that she took our team captain aside and had a chat with him. Apparently, our team is "mouthy" but she is "willing to work with us."

If it's mouthy to expect the DC to adhere to the "official" rules as distributed by the league, then I'm guilty as charged. I am currently drafting an email to the DC which goes over, point by point, the various rules she is ignoring. If we don't get some kind of clarification, I plan to take this issue up with her bosses at the Rec Center. Hell hath no fury like a rules lawyer scorned. I'll keep you posted...

Also - doing a Google image search for "dodgeball" turns up some disturbing pics.

8 comments:

Squid said...

Damn dude...not to say that your kink is not ok, but dude! your kink is not ok. Besides those are volleyballs, much more with hurty than the balls we use. My brain broken again...or maybe it is just permentaly broken.

becca said...

Ok, that was a surprise. Ouch. I've never been hit there with a volleyball, but I've been hit other places and it hurts. E-mailing is a good plan, get your points out with less chance of yelling and being called "mouthy" (as if that's a bad thing. . . )

Flynn said...

... why do you know about this? She is kinda cute though...

Pawlie Kokonuts said...

wow...adds new meaning to the phrase, "Get out of Dodge(ball)..."

His Sinfulness said...

Welcome to the Ministry, Pawlie. You came in on a strange day - we hardly EVER tie anybody up around here...

Anonymous said...

All right, whoever's behind that camera has some SERIOUS dodgeball issues that they need to discuss with their therapist...that aside, I am supremely jealous that you all get to play dodgeball, even if it is with the DC.

Oh, and Pawlie...His Sinfulness lies.

Becky

His Sinfulness said...

You can come play dodgeball with us anytime you wish, Becky - in fact, we usually have a hard time making a legal co-ed team (we need to have three girls and we usually only have two). Any Monday evening, we'd be glad to have you here - with or without the rope...
:)

Modig_Bjorn said...

*shudders* Why must I click links post by HSBP? Why? I know better...

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