The FINAL meme

Ok, I'm calling it - I'm over memes. I'm now proclaiming this blog to be a meme-free zone. I'll enjoy reading the memes I meet out in the blogisphere, but from now on, tagging me will do no good...

…(two names you go by)…
1. Linus
2. His Sinfulness

...(two things you are wearing right now)...
1. Black clothing
2. "Black" by Kenneth Cole

...(two things you would want (or have) in a relationship)..:
1. Understanding
2. Nookie

...(two of your favorite things to do)...:
1. Smite blasphemers
2. Make the beast with two backs...

...(two things you want very badly at the moment)...:
1. A canary - red factor
2. A Ramphastidae - possibly an aracari

...(two pets you had/have)...:
1. Ajax the Wonder Grey
2. Princess Imelda the Greater Vasa

...(two people you think will fill this out)...:
I hereby invoke Papal privilege and veto this question. (I don't want to tag people when I'm refusing tags myself.)

...(two things that you did last night)...:
1. Spent time with my birds
2. Ate a baked potato

...(two things you ate today)...:
1. rice
2. spaghetti

…(two people you last talked to)...:
1. G-Fresh
2. Flynn

...(two things you're doing tomorrow)...:
1. cleaning the kitchen
2. celebrating the end of my cubicle life

...(two longest car rides)...:
1. Black Vatican City, WY, to the unHoly Lands of So Cal via Idaho and Oregon, then back to Black Vatican City via the Grand Canyon.
2. Black Vatican City, WY to Raksha's lair in Columbus, OH, roundtrip.

...(two favorite holidays)...:
1. Christmas (...um, presents, duh...)
2. Thanksgiving (Being thankful is a great idea. Now, if we could just do that without the turkey slaughter...)

...(two favorite beverages)...:
1. Diet Coke
2. Amaretto sour

…(two people no longer alive who you'd like to talk to)...:
1. The Buddha
2. Samuel Clemmons