Chat at the Black Vatican

Sometimes we have little receptions for the new recruits. It's your standard meet and greet where the Dark Pontiff goes down to the barracks and welcomes the new converts. Here is a transcription of one such meeting...

BCP#235632236: I didn’t really do much in high school but cheerleading…and got high and hung out with friends…But I think that’s a requirement in CA
HSBP: Well, we got high a lot too...I think... I can't really remember...
BCP#235632236: yeah.....
HSBP: Wait... what were we doing?
BCP#235632236: I don’t know.....but I can feel my retinas.... do you want Taco Bell?
HSBP: Dude...
BCP#235632236: I’m going to do the Taco Bell dance...
And the speed time dance
HSBP: You can speed time?
BCP#235632236: Well, there is a dance I may be able to do... It involves a chicken.....
HSBP: Sweet! When you finish that one, can you do the "Hot Chicks Dig Linus" dance?
BCP#235632236: That may be doable.....
HSBP: Cool. I'll order a chicken...
BCP#235632236: I think that one involves a cookie....
HSBP: That’s better. I wouldn't want the chicken to get hurt...
BCP#235632236: The speed time dance involves a chicken, but don’t worry, I just need it to poop on me...
HSBP: ummm... k...
BCP#235632236: Oh, what I do for you....
HSBP: ... yeah, I'd say I'm touched... only I don't want to touch it.
BCP#235632236: At least you have that option… Ah, I smell...
HSBP: yummy
BCP#235632236: Ok crazy man
HSBP: Silly chicken dancer...
BCP#235632236: Ok you got me there....but hey, that dance was for you!
HSBP: uh huh... like speeding time doesn't benefit you at all.
BCP#235632236: Ok, maybe I just like dancing with my chicken! I named him Perry
HSBP: Look, I don't want to say your kink is wrong, but…
BCP#235632236: My kink?
HSBP: I think chicken dancing qualifies as kinky
BCP#235632236: Yeah, we're in a few magazines....
HSBP: ok... eeewww