Sunday Sermon

Filling the Pews

When I posted excerpts of the Brick Testament last Sunday a lot of readers wondered, "Why Legos?"

I wondered this as well, and charged the crack investigative reporters of the Black Vatican press corps with finding out. It turns out that the evangelical movement has been targeting the Lego, Duplo, and Megablok communities for some time now, and the photos below clearly show that their efforts have been successful.









I think the Flock needs to reach out to this community as well. Take the time to reconnect with the Lego people in your life. Welcome them into whatever form of worship you practice. Personally, I plan to strap a couple Lego people to my boomerangs this Sunday. Now that I mention it, anybody want to throw in the next few days? We haven't had a 'rang mass in ages...

Go in Peace.

6 comments:

Nerdygirl said...

Timely post, Rev as the NorthWest BrickCon is this weekend.

Lo, I shall go amonst the little ones with no knees and bow to their superiority in building, and spread the Word of the Flock.

Big Gay Jim said...

Someone has WAAAAY too much time on their hands. And far too many Legos in their hall closets. I wanna see a Lego creation representing other religions too! A Lego Samhain scene.

His Sinfulness said...

NerdyGirl, that's just the sort of fanatical zealotry we need more of around here!

Jim,
I think a Lego version of the sacrifice scene in Wickerman would rock...

Eoin said...

Did you notice that in the previous Sermon, Lego Jesus was wearing robes originally intended for Qui-Gon Jinn?

So Jesus was a Jedi?

Sirus Kane said...

So does that make him Qui-Gonn Christ or Jesus-Gonn Jinn?

Big Gay Jim said...

I wanna be a Jedi too. Jym Drinx Jinn!

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