Who Will You Be?

As you may already know, I don't plan on dying. Not ever. The boys down in R&D tell me that the CAVs (Cybernetic Afterlife Vessels), including standard Aesthete, "Spartan Boy" and "GI Jane" models are all progressing nicely. There are some bugs in some of the more militant models which have caused some minor shooting sprees at Ministry HQ, but the techno-priests assure me that these minor coding errors have been corrected. Soon the zealous believer will be able to enjoy the "Black Sheep" model without any fear of accute violent psychoses or spastic trigger fingers caused by righteous indignation...

We at the Ministry continually strive to give you the best quality of afterlife possible, but we anticipate that the shift from organic to mechanical life form may be difficult for some. To aid the Flock in transitioning to their new post-biologic-life bodies, Zeus has located this. It not only helps the transplantee find a name for their new CAV self, but also acts as a career councilor for the Faithful, giving helpful hints on possible afterlife paths. Give it a try yourself - who will you be? It was pretty accurate for me...