Investment Opportunity

Do you ever wish you could take your treadmill with you?
Do you wish you could have the fun of driving while running?
Do you ever feel like pushing your own weight up hills isn't challenging enough?

Ok, the answer to all of those questions should be "no." Never the less, someone thought all of the above was a good idea, and now they think you might want to invest in it...

Fred Flintstone would be proud.
Thank god(s) for capitalism. Make sure you invest in this brilliant expression of the free market before Obama makes us all socialists...

Thanks to Tom Gordon over on the Dragon Door Forums for bringing this choice piece of stupidity to my attention.

2 comments:

Coriander said...

WHY!!! Why I ask you! I think my brain is brok--- brok---AHHHH! It is so broken. Seriously who thinks of this stuff and what is so hard about just running outside? Don't want your shoes to get dirty? Seriously get a fricken life!

His Sinfulness said...

I want one with flames painted down the sides...

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