Natal Incept Date

Today is my birthday. I'm having dinner with some friends, but otherwise, it's just another day. I hope someday to be able to afford to have hobbit birthday parties...

I decided to do a bit of figuring. As of right now, I've been alive 15,706 days (including the 11 February 29ths I've seen). Without getting too crazy with the exact hour of my birth, that means that I've been alive roughly 376,944 hours, or 22,616,640 minutes. If I have a normal lifespan for a male, I have just over 11,000 days left in this incarnation. That's roughly 1571 weeks, or as Flynn would put it, it's about 3142 plot comics and 4710 Trinities.

That's right - I've got to go; I have 7852 scripts to write.

11 comments:

Benjamin said...

Happy Birthday!

Flynn said...

That's right word monkey. Go. Write!..

Happy birthday man.

Indian Princess said...

Happy Birthday!

WNG said...

Happy Birthday Pater!!!
I'm glad you were born. Probably not as much as you are, but still...

Dennis said...

Happy Birthday!

Nerdygirl said...

Happy Birthday! Here's to surviving another year of Benedict's attacks (on your sanity)!

Mandy said...

Much Happy Birthday-ness to you!

Mayren said...

Happy Birthday sweets!
I hope you find some yummy vegan Birthday cake or cookies coming your way.

His Sinfulness said...

Thanks, everyone - it was a very nice, mellow birthday. I got some amazingly cool gifts, too... I'll be posting pics of them - some on this blog and some on the Black Vatican site.

idontremember said...

誕生日おめでとう! , my dear friend!

Kate R said...

happy ......43? I think? Now with at least twenty additional days tacked on!!

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