Jerk Yourself Thin

I think this is a real product...

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Tired of getting cramps in your arms before he's done? Now, for only $19.95 you can have beautiful, sculpted chicken-choking muscles in as little as 6 minutes a day!

Why don't they just call it the "JackMaster 2000" and be done with it?

3 comments:

Ducky said...

Ya... I'm caught between horrified and wanting to laugh hysterically.

Sci Fi Heroine said...

You know some guy saw that commercial and said, "Hey, honey! Did you know you can get sculpted arms by giving hand jobs? Wanna work out?"

His Sinfulness said...

I am certain there is a marketing team somewhere that is snickering quietly to themselves...

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