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Thanks to Fleur for sharing this completely awesome list of pseudonyms. Original post here. Naturally, I have filled in my results in italics.

Before some smart-ass thinks they have caught me in an inconsistency ("Do I contradict myself?/Very well then I contradict myself,/I am large, I contain multitudes") and gets all up in my 'bidness' about this - this is NOT a meme. Clearly not. This is simply some light amusement based on my history, family, and food preferences, and not a self-indulgent set of trivial statements about myself, thinly disguised as an attempt to "get to know my friends better." Note that I have called on no one to participate (you may enter your more humorous results in the comments if you wish, but only if you wish - you are in no way "tagged").

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on):

Prissy Bradley

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather’s first name):

Cashew Bill


3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant)

Regrets Anong

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot):

Tumeric Dublin

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied):

Stumpbug Canton

6. “FLY Boy” ALIAS: (First Initial/First 2 or 3 Letters of your Last Name):

M Cal


7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):

Coconut Sherry

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School):

Pup Alamitos


9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink):

Peanut Amaretto

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived):

Robin Crestwood

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy /Last Name Of Favorite musician ):

Skor Bowie

"Cashew Bill" has potential, but my favorite is definitely "Pup Alamitos."

4 comments:

Sci Fi Heroine said...

If you ever see a girl in porn called "Smokey Republic," that's me.

Shane said...

Hmm... I think if your going to start going by Cashew Bill, you need to carry a couple of guns, get a big cowboy hat, and get a funny but ultimately stupid foreign sidekick.

His Sinfulness said...

It was a toss-up on the first pet thing - I think I got my dog before I got my hamster. As bad as "Prissy Bradley" is, "Creamy Bradley" is worse.

Raksha said...

My "movie star name" is Chocolate Bob, which I think actually sounds a lot more like a gay porn star name.

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