Another fantasy ruined...



I used to think that it would be cool to be Spiderman... but it's not that easy. Try it by clicking here.

Naturally, I insist that we turn even this destruction of one of my childhood dreams into some kind of sick-ass, testosterone-poisoned, shit-talking, dick-measuring contest. So please, post your scores, talk smack, call others out, hack into the code so you can cheat, and generally be an ass about how damn good you are at this game... which is essentially a test of your ability to point and click accurately. Kind of sad, really.

11 comments:

Modig_Bjorn said...

That game makes me question my worth as a human being. I'm going to go cry. :(

Squid said...

I don't know what crack ya'll are smokin', but I got to level 19, 181.79 yards. Just fine.

Flynn said...

187.97 - its hard to be spider-man... *mutter*might be easier with a skeletal system, but whatever*mutter*

Dr. Smith said...

481.58yds

Mark Travis said...

Ya'll are freaks... i got to about 70 yards several times. And now I'm going to bed.

I hit rocks for a living. Nuf said.

Modig_Bjorn said...

I think we know who the video/computer game geeks are...

I'm going to go get some. Because I'm cool like that.

Levi said...

man, being spider-man is probably the worst thing ever--brother can't get a break, his ladies keep dying, everyone hates him in/out of his costume. funk you very much.

Big Gay Jim said...

Oh, I definitely prefer him him OUT of his costumer. Tobey is tasty!

Modig_Bjorn said...

*This gay perspective on Spider-Man's relevance to our society has been brought to you by "Big Gay Jim." Why snap into a "Slim-Jim," when you can indulge in the real thing.*

Big Gay Jim said...

226.07 yds...I screwed up at the end!

Big Gay Jim said...

301.40 I am becoming obsessed.

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