Out of the Ordinary

Ordinarily, I'd be posting a Sunday Sermon here, but today is no ordinary Sunday. Raksha is in town! Tapping away at the papal iBook just doesn't seem like a good use of my time...

Ordinarily, I'd be cleaning and doing laundry to get ready for another week at work on a Sunday, but I'm trying to recover from two days of partying to celebrate Big Gay Jim's birthday. Go to his blog and wish him a happy day!

Ordinarily, my house is very quiet at 7:30 on a Sunday, but the normally silent-until-uncovered Ajax decided that 7:00 AM this morning was a good time to start playing with one of his toys - naturally it was one with a big bell on it.

Ordinarily, I avoid purity tests. They frequently have hundreds of questions, and any result I post will seem too pure - I am His Sinfulness the Black Pope, after all. But this one, courtesy of Mandyland, is very brief and seems to accurately convey the state of my withered and blackened heart.

You Are 12% Pure

You've been a very bad girl or boy...
And you probably enjoyed every minute of it.


(By the way - the battery in the papal iBook was not part of the recall. Thanks and a minor beatification to those who notified me about it.)

12 comments:

Levi said...

Congrats! on... the impurity. My battery was part of the recall. i am nonplussed.

Big Gay Jim said...

Should I be worried that I'm only 4% pure, and therefore perhaps more sinful than...no. It's not possible. It must be because the survey is so short, and His Sinfulness the Black Pope (tm) cannot be bothered with such mundane impurities.

His Sinfulness said...

Jim,

I applaud your depravity! I could be much more sinful, but the administrative responsibilties of my office keep me so busy...

Modig_Bjorn said...

Yeah....um....I'm 80% pure... does this mean we can't be friends anymore?

His Sinfulness said...

It just means that you need to spend a lot more time with me and Jim... ;)

Big Gay Jim said...

*grin* I know ways to drop that score right quick. And put a smile on both our faces. *waggles eyebrows*

Modig_Bjorn said...

:(, I feel dirty, vulnerable, and a little frightened.

Big Gay Jim said...

Oh right. Those are supposed to be bad things. Well, we'll give you a safe word. ;)

His Sinfulness said...

I know several people for whom dirty, vulnerable, and frightened are the beginning of a great evening...

Modig_Bjorn said...

eee gats!

Levi said...

Thanks for feeding me! Your home is lovely, mostly because the furniture i imagine you sitting in is quite tasteful and distinct. hopefully i'll be back soon to rock your guitar some more.

Benny said...

As it turns out, I'm 60% pure. Almost half-and-half.

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