Is This Really a Problem?



Is body part furniture the wave of the future? I can't wait for the release of the scrotum couch...

6 comments:

Cerus said...

"As a student I sit at my desk and write for hours on end. The problem is, my scrotum doesn't have anything to perch upon. Thanks to the scrotum couch, I can write free and easy while my scrotum kicks back on its own couch. This microsuede beauty is super comfortable and big enough that my testicles aren't crowded. Thanks scrotum couch for changing my life." The scrotum couch is not actually meant for your scrotum. Exposure to the scrotum couch has been linked to blindness, lost sense of smell, loss of all tactile sensation, cancer, spontaneous human combustion, and death. Ask your doctor if you are at risk for any of these conditions before using the scrotum couch....

Ducky said...

But won't your boobies get lonely if they're apart? They like to snuggle through the night.

la scorchita said...

Sadly for those of us that are well-endowed...back aches are a big problem. I'd be interested to know if it works. I'm surprised they're going the infomercial route and not through women's clinics and feminist mags.

inkandpen said...

As (one of?) your (now very) pregnant readers, I can totally get this. Pregnancy has not only swelled my middle to really humorous size, but also gave me boobs that my frame is not really used to dealing with. Sleeping requires a careful construction of pillows & blankets, and while I'm not sure this thing would work any better than my current solution (hug a pillow), there are nights when, were I up watching infomercials and this came on, I might be desperate enough to try.

His Sinfulness said...

Wow - I stand corrected. I had no idea that ladies needing horizontal breast support was such an underserved market.

Annie said...

I'd imagine that if you sleep in a corset like that woman, this would come in handy.

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