Assery

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ass-er-y (as-uh-ri), n. Neologism, Barkdull, 2004

1) The condition of being an ass.
2) The practices of ass-like behavior.
3) Asses considered as a group.

Example: "Now, as for assery, it can be good, if you're cute enough to pull it off." -Barkdull