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I think this is a real product... . Tired of getting cramps in your arms before he's done? Now, for only $19.95 you can have beautiful, sculpted chicken-choking muscles in as little as 6 minutes a day! Why don't they just call it the "JackMaster 2000" and be done with it? 3 comments: Ducky said... Ya... I'm caught between horrified and wanting to laugh hysterically. 10:42 AM Rebecca said... You know some guy saw that commercial and said, "Hey, honey! Did you know you can get sculpted arms by giving hand jobs? Wanna work out?" 11:54 PM Linus said... I am certain there is a marketing team somewhere that is snickering quietly to themselves... 1:17 PM Post a Comment Newer Post Older Post Home Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom) HSBP Linus Buddhist raconteur trying to overcome a deep-fried Southern upbringing. Ministerial Vitae Ministry Archives ► 2011 (4) ► March (1) ► February (1) ► January (2) ► 2010 (59) ► December (4) ► November (1) ► October (2) ► September (6) ► August (3) ► July (6) ► June (11) ► May (5) ► April (5) ► March (6) ► February (5) ► January (5) ▼ 2009 (109) ► December (7) ► November (6) ► October (6) ► September (7) ► August (5) ▼ July (8) Jerk Yourself Thin Our First Fight... At War with the Plants How Was Girls' Night Out, Honey? Remembering Apollo 11 Museum Goes the Way of the Dinosaurs Our Latest Poll - MJ, Cause of Death Daywalker ► June (12) ► May (10) ► April (10) ► March (14) ► February (15) ► January (9) ► 2008 (102) ► December (7) ► November (7) ► October (4) ► September (7) ► August (8) ► July (13) ► June (13) ► May (13) ► April (7) ► March (7) ► February (6) ► January (10) ► 2007 (171) ► December (11) ► November (14) ► October (11) ► September (14) ► August (13) ► July (21) ► June (13) ► May (23) ► April (15) ► March (19) ► February (13) ► January (4) ► 2006 (133) ► December (3) ► November (7) ► October (13) ► September (11) ► August (3) ► July (13) ► June (13) ► May (12) ► April (19) ► March (6) ► February (17) ► January (16) ► 2005 (135) ► December (9) ► November (4) ► October (15) ► September (13) ► August (16) ► July (5) ► June (8) ► May (12) ► April (14) ► March (13) ► February (15) ► January (11) ► 2004 (168) ► December (10) ► November (12) ► October (15) ► September (15) ► August (29) ► July (25) ► June (6) ► May (2) ► April (16) ► March (22) ► February (16) Subscribe Posts Atom Posts Comments Atom Comments
Ya... I'm caught between horrified and wanting to laugh hysterically.
You know some guy saw that commercial and said, "Hey, honey! Did you know you can get sculpted arms by giving hand jobs? Wanna work out?"
I am certain there is a marketing team somewhere that is snickering quietly to themselves...