"He's a tool. And not a useful tool either... not metric or standard - more like one of those crappy little tools that comes with particle board furniture... particle board furniture that comes from some ass-backward Eastern European country. The finest in Serbo-Croatian furniture engineering; a trendy, kitsch futon from some kind of retarded Soviet Ikea. He is like the torx key for putting the casters on a Czechoslovakian file cabinet."
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Heh. You said Serbian.
Hey Linus...this is Caitie's friend Stephanie you met a few days ago, remember me? Kid with the spatula? Well, surprisingly, I found this blog through my friend Clay's page, not through Caitie. Small world, ne? Anyway, this cracks me up. Even though the guy it's referring to is my little bro, still funny as hell. :P
He's your brother?! Luckily, being a tool is not a permanent condition... :)
Now was this right speech. I can lecture you cause I'm Zen Mormon these days, mind.
Definitely not Right Speech. Also a major violation of the prohibition on speaking of another's faults, and probably an infraction of the rule against idle chatter, too... :)
course, I think I broke the rules by pointing it out...
and man I look stern in that picture
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