Thursday, July 30, 2009

Jerk Yourself Thin

I think this is a real product...

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Tired of getting cramps in your arms before he's done? Now, for only $19.95 you can have beautiful, sculpted chicken-choking muscles in as little as 6 minutes a day!

Why don't they just call it the "JackMaster 2000" and be done with it?
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3 comments:

  1. Ducky10:42 AM

    Ya... I'm caught between horrified and wanting to laugh hysterically.

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  2. Rebecca11:54 PM

    You know some guy saw that commercial and said, "Hey, honey! Did you know you can get sculpted arms by giving hand jobs? Wanna work out?"

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  3. Linus1:17 PM

    I am certain there is a marketing team somewhere that is snickering quietly to themselves...

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