It got me to thinking about my next posting milestone. This is post #386 - at my usual erratic rate of posting, I should be hitting #400 in about three weeks. Obviously, this calls for an epic post...something funny, inspired and inspiring, yet warped in the harmlessly dark way that you've come to expect from the Ministry. Naturally, I've got nothing.
In an unprecedented move, the Black Pope is now taking requests. What do you want to see in the 400th post? Since I consider this blog to be continually NSFW, anything goes...
I request one post that is not one of your circutous attempts to "secretly" proclaim your love for me. It's getting embarassing, and it comes very close to violating the restraining order.
ReplyDeleteJust joking, obvs.
Real request: A supernatural event captured in blog form. I'll leave it up to your imagination.
Clay! Shh! I haven't told my folks yet...
ReplyDeleteAw...I've been spotlighted. I'm truly honored...and thrilled that I could help bring your love into the open (ya goofs). ;)
ReplyDeleteAs for a request, I'm always a fan of a great RevRant (tm) or Unkie Rev's Story Time!
I really liked the short fiction you did for a bit--god knows you've got enough started at least.
ReplyDeleteBarring that, porn.
Something poetic, perhaps themed around death.
ReplyDeleteI second Jim: RevRant or Story Time, all the way.
ReplyDeletePerhaps you could mash a RevRant/story time with some porn?
ReplyDeletedolls, dolls, dolls... i believe you know the ones of which i speak.
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