The Annual Pagan Winter Festival approaches, and I was asked by my maternal unit what I wanted the creepy old voyeur in red pajamas ("he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake" [shudder]) to leave under the tree for me.

I thought that maybe one of those nifty USB drives that people keep losing in my computer lab might be cool...

USB Sushi


This same company brought us the Devil Duckie drive


and the Love Duckie drive as well.


Perhaps I could store my data on something more utilitarian...


or maybe something rugged and techno-chic.



After much Googling, I decided to just embrace the toddler within...