tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6461626.post114750723171404422..comments2023-10-02T03:52:53.993-06:00Comments on The Ministry of Linus: Call for EssaysLinushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12917331849034683598noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6461626.post-1147965510997064112006-05-18T09:18:00.000-06:002006-05-18T09:18:00.000-06:00I kinda did an essay today...I kinda did an essay today...Claytonianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10427928164050640466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6461626.post-1147807833944782922006-05-16T13:30:00.000-06:002006-05-16T13:30:00.000-06:00Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?Hey baby, wann...Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?<BR/><BR/>Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?<BR/><BR/>Hi, my name is Tony, I like Cheetos, wanna fuck?<BR/><BR/>I am a magical being, take off your bra.<BR/><BR/>I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11733317334379448595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6461626.post-1147795218567884292006-05-16T10:00:00.000-06:002006-05-16T10:00:00.000-06:00Essay? Amusement? Correspondence? These concept...Essay? Amusement? Correspondence? These concepts are new to me - "born again" - it's hard enough without the big flock pushing me back into relapse, although a permanent record sounds nice.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6461626.post-1147555353208765382006-05-13T15:22:00.000-06:002006-05-13T15:22:00.000-06:00"Muad'Dib!.. muad'dib!...raa... raa... raa..."ther..."Muad'Dib!.. muad'dib!...<BR/>raa... raa... raa..."<BR/>there's nothing like those old lyrics to enliven the blood.<BR/><BR/>those years were the best (sigh)sivartkramhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10154377956861688966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6461626.post-1147544378149991202006-05-13T12:19:00.000-06:002006-05-13T12:19:00.000-06:00"Ten Reasons the Doctor Should Dump Rose and Take ..."Ten Reasons the Doctor Should Dump Rose and Take Me Instead."<BR/>(Since I can't have them both....)<BR/><BR/>10) Unlike Rose, I won't make him stop off on Earth every 2 weeks so I can get my roots touched up.<BR/><BR/>9) I'm smaller than Rose, so I can hide in small and unexpected places. This doubles our options when the shit hits the fan (1. Run! 2. Hide)<BR/><BR/>8) Mickey? Never would have happened. Adam? We'd have had a blast tag-team mocking him.<BR/><BR/>7) I have smaller teeth. Less chance of injury. (Think about it...think about it....)<BR/><BR/>6) My wardrobe coordinates with his (with the ninth him, anyway).<BR/><BR/>5) I make him look like a fantastic dancer by comparison.<BR/><BR/>4) I managed to say both 'Jagrafess' and 'Raxacoricofallipatorius' on the first try.<BR/><BR/>3) He'd never have to experience Captain Envy with me, since I automatically distrust men who express sexual interest in me (isn't that right, Your Sinfulness?)<BR/><BR/>2) I'd never pull a <A HREF="http://battlestarfanclub.com/battlestar/dave/dgjen.jpg" REL="nofollow">Jenny Sparks</A> in the middle of the Blitz. At the very least, I'd zip my damn jacket up.<BR/><BR/>1) He wouldn't have had to ask me twice.Rakshahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18292116870736246294noreply@blogger.com