My New Badminton Coach...

Ok, you don't need to watch all 8 minutes of that (although she does take her top off to reveal a matching bra around the 5 minute mark...). The real point here is that I did a search on YouTube for a video to put with a post I am writing about how two skinny Asian guys schooled Flynn and I in badminton on Saturday, and this was the first video that came up. I am so very tired of this kind of crap.

Why do people who run pr0n sites feel that they must spam the hell out of every internet venue they can find? To all of the pr0n producers out there, let me tell you a secret - if you have pictures/video of pretty girls in various states of undress and moral flexibility, PEOPLE WILL FIND YOU! Throw up a site with a url that tells the story - like, softcorebadmintonhotties.com for instance - and the people who want to see that will come to you.

The video below is more like what I was looking for. As you watch the opponent slowly realize that he has been burned by a tricky drop shot, you get a hint of what it was like for Flynn and I. Except in the video it lasts like 5 seconds, while Flynn and I underwent this kind of confusion for about 90 minutes.

After we got done playing, my legs felt like lead, my knee was bleeding again, and my clothing was completely drenched in sweat. It was sort of like handball, without any walls to slam into. The guys we played with are so fast, I swear that the smashes they were hitting defied the laws of physics - the shuttlecock seems to almost teleport from their racquet to the floor. Playing guys like them make the game an excellent workout. Maybe not quite as good for developing upper body strength as handball, but the cardio is as intense, if not more so.

Now, I know some of the Flock are not willing to be locked in a small room with Flynn and I so handball is out for them, but just about everyone can play badminton. Who is free on Tuesday at 8:00pm?

3 comments:

Eoin said...

Considering that this post features scantily clad women, I'm shocked no one has commented yet. So let me be the first to say......

"lulz b00bz!"

Linus said...

I think everyone was just holding back, not wanting to be the one to point at the boobies in case this was supposed to be art, not just pr0n. Thanks for breaking the ice, Eoin, and calling a spade a spade.
:)

Unknown said...

Spade.

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