My New Gun

A while ago, one of the folks at Flock Hall suggested that we go play paintball. I immediately put the boys down in R&D to work on a gun with serious heathen-smiting power - a weapon worthy of the Black Pope. After exhaustive and costly testing, they delivered me this...


The Evangelizer (click to be impressed by its largeness)

Its four barrells fire, like, a million paintballs per second, or something. Of course, we load it with unHoly Water balls instead - they burn the heretic on contact. With this baby and my new paint-resistant cassock, I am ready to hit the field.